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Saturday, December 15, 2007

Dreaming of Maybach

The taxi driver has a dream. He buys a new Mercedes every two years, preferably every year because two years is apparently too long to drive the same car. He's dream is to buy a nicer, bigger Mercedes in a couple of years. He's ultimate dream is to have a Maybach. A Maybach in Jerusalem. I don't know why I find that highly amusing.

After 10 hours of different kinds of transport modes I'm here. Again. In September I had nothing, funny or otherwise, to write about. Maybe this time I do.

Friday, April 20, 2007

Sydney Brown Bar Mitzva Tour of Israel

I think it's time I admit I'm religiously ignorant. I know very little of Christianity and apparently absolutely nothing of Judaism. I already offended a bunch of Greek Orthodox at the Church of Nativity in Bethlehem by yapping on about how it can take so frickin' long to go through the cave bit where Jesus was born. Well I guess they were French pilgrims and I guess they were praying. To be fair I wasn't being as obnoxious as I'm making it sound like, but it did take them a lot of time to look at these things. Which, incidentally, I never got to see because they were doing what ever religious thing they were doing. I suppose seeing the place where your saviour was born can be an overwhelming experience.

Today I accidentally ended up at the Wailing Wall. I was trying to get in to the Dome of the Rock and al-Aqsa area, but of course they wouldn't let me in as it was about the time of the Friday prayer (really I was just trying to see if there'll be a demonstration or any other kind of trouble). So I walked down the freakishly narrow alleys of the old city and ended up at a security checkpoint (surprise, surprise!). I went through it and found myself surrounded by tourists and Orthodox Jews. If I ever complained (which I did, a lot) that all the ruins I saw during my Middle East "Odyssey" were, basically, ruins then I think it's only fair that I utter these five words: It's a piece of wall! What I found most interesting was the bit with the excavations that caused the recent al-Aqsa riots and so on.

Anyway, later in the afternoon I got a tour of Jerusalem and for the first time I saw some of West Jerusalem, too. We had drinks at the King David Hotel, which is where all the rich American Jews hang out. There I saw a sign that said "Sydney Brown Bat Mitzva Tour of Israel". I'm sorry, but I laughed.

To be fair, the history of Jerusalem is incredible and it's full of incredible churches, synagogues and mosques. No wonder some people simply go crazy from all the faith that surrounds them there.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Pork! Pork! I want PORK!

I went to a friend's (a Finnish journalist who lives here) BBQ today and for most people there the highlight of the evening was PORK! Muslims ain't eatin' it, Jews ain't eatin' it but the Russian Jews sell it, of course.

Mayhem!

Well, not really. Just students chanting slogans at Bethlehem University's Student Election Rally. Yellow flags for Fatah, Green for Hamas, Red for the PFLP and DFLP (Popular Front and Democratic Front for the Liberation of Palestine; Judean People's Party, People's Party of Judea, anyone?). Fatah guys wore black kefayas, PFLP/DFLP red ones and Hamas supporters had green scarves.

The entry into Bethlehem is gruesome. I'm glad all the tourists have to go through it too so that they see what the Palestinians have to go through every single day.

Yet again I find I don't have enough time to describe what I've seen, may need to write a monster post when I get home and can finally sort my thoughts. Now off to a BBQ at a Finnish journalists house.

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Yaani

About the bloo: walking in the Old City of Jerusalem felt like coming home with the familiar smells and noises. Coffee-scent infused with spices and fumes, cars driving in the most narrow alleys you can imagine and people shouting loudly in Arabic. It also reminded me of the not-so-charming side, selling dead animals in the souq. Someone must have been transporting something dead (and/or bleeding), because walking back from Marwan's shop to the Damascus gate was easy: I simply followed the blood.

I realise this wasn't a very funny or insightful thing to read, but it kind of characterises the mess (albeit lovely) that is a souq in an Arab country: you can find almost anything there, including dead things.

I'm not feeling particularly funny right now anyway, it's been another long day, I drunk too much red wine last night with a Finnish journalist and just got back from a dinner with water sector specialists. My brain is whizzing with information right now.

Tomorrow I'm off to Bethlehem (or Bait Lahm, aka House of Bread, or meat, I never remember which...). Apparently the entry into B. is quite horrid with the wall and the "terminal" (the Israelis call the security check point waiting area terminals...) and probably tons of barbed wire. But, I will see it for myself now.

Good night, and good luck.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Follow the blood out of here

I've been gone too long. I forgot that you always, always have to carry toilet paper around you and I forgot that it helps to have a ring. Yesterday forgetting the ring meant that I spent 40 minutes talking to a Palestinian guy named Marwan who claimed to like me a lot. You don't say? I bet you tell every blond chick that walks past your store that you're a poet and a very romantic person. But seriously, Marwan was OK and it was insightful to talk to him about the situation here.

Which, by the way, isn't great (that saying it mildly). You don't understand what checkpoints and barbwire really mean until you've driven from Jerusalem to Ramallah and seen all the points where the IDF has just blocked the road to piss you off. And I do mean piss you off, there are places where security-wise you could let the traffic flow but no, not here. Block it! Wire it! Make if difficult! I wanna take Condi out for a ride...

I'll come back to the blood-following at some point. Now need sleep.

Monday, August 07, 2006

Watching Beirut Burn

These days I wonder how many times we must watch history repeat itself until someone learns from the mistakes of the past and makes a new initiative to change things. I am, of course, talking about the most recent of the Middle East crisis - the war between Israel and Hezbollah. How many times will Qana be bombed again? How many UN soldiers will perish in accidents (or "accidents", underline the one that applies)? Why is everyone so short-sighted and, quite frankly, dumb?

All the time I've spent studying the Middle East and its politics and now, looking at the news feeds and reports we get from Lebanon, I find myself wondering if I've actually learned anything. I don't have a fix for anything.


I decided to move last summer's scriblings here as it was pointless to pay for a webpage I wasn't actively using. This'll do fine for the time being.

Middle East Odyssey - Part 5 (January, 2006)

Jan 27, 2006 / The rest of the Cairo trip...

...went OK :) Lectures were interesting, saw the pyramids (AGAIN!) and went to a few cool bars. One of the bars was Segoya, a tent on the Nile but pretty cool at that. I can imagine the place swinging over the summer when it's warmer, although apparently then it's crowded with Gulf Arabs (and we all know how much I like them..) ;) The other bar was Bliss, which is at the Imperial boat docked on the Nile. It's a swanky playground for wealthy, young and gorgeous Cairenes. When I was there, I realised that Amman, Beirut and Cairo all have very cool and swanky places for the rich elites' kids to play at, but Damascus doesn't. It has those five skanky bars and that's about it. (I'm sure there are some newer places in Hamra and other rich areas, but Damascus is still very traditional.)

And so I am back in Helsinki with no trip in sight! A very weird feeling. I think I may need to plan something for mid-August when I finish my internship (which I'll start when (if) I clear the security check). All is well in winterlandia, some good parties coming up so in light of me not going anywhere, I may just have to write about those :)

Jan 14, 2006 / A parking lot and frickin' freezing

It looks like a parking lot with a few laid down pillars and headless sphinxes scattered around randomly in the middle of Alexandria but first looks can be deceiving. It's actually a parking lot with a tomb and a catacomb! For the seasoned Egypt traveller like myself (read: you've seen a temple before) there is nothing new here but the first timers in our group seem very excited, which, I guess, is understandable, after all it is a catacomb, but the place lacks all awe of things ancient as it, really, is a parking lot next to a school in the Middle of Alex.

Yet even from these scraps of ancient history it's easy to imagine the grandeur of Alexandria, and of Egypt, in times past. Not only during the pharaonic times, but also during the age of Islam when the huge mosques of ibn Tulun and others were built and Cairo was a centre of the Mamluk empire. Hardly any other country in the world boats as grand a history as Egypt, yet standing here at the Kom al-Shuqafa monuments (the parking lot!) it's easy to forget all that. Oh, and the Qaitbey Fortress would be a really cool place for a huge party, but otherwise unimpressive save the sea view.

Yes, but what can I say, it's great to be back in Egypt, even though it is around 10C (so really too cold!). All try to be wittier and insult someone when I've got more time and am not freezing my ass off.

The California Trip (December, 2005)

The California trip 1-14 December, 2005 / It was, like, so cool dude!

As I'm writing this it's not even 3.30pm and it's already dusk. From that anyone with half a brain and some knowledge of geography should have figured out that I am now back in Helsinki, have been for almost a week. At the end I didn't wanna spend too much time in front of a computer when in California, so I decided to do this after I got back. So, here, finally, is the story of California that involves James, me, Ferry Corsten's amazing set and, well, sunshine:

Not to waste too much time on the unimportant events of my journey to San Diego, let's just say that after 8,5 hours from Helsinki to New York, I was a little tipsy and completely at a loss regarding what time it was in my head. Another 8,5 hours later (3 waiting, 5,5 on the plane) I finally get to San Diego after hearing random people complain how it was the longest flight of their lives. try leaving the continent for once! :D And at the airport in San Diego James awaits, making the sitting in the planes and watching bad movies (Must Love Dogs, come on!) worthwhile.

Being exhausted from travelling, I got a good night's sleep Thursday night (by the time James and I got to his house it was already Friday noon in Finland) and pretty much avoided jetlag completely. Friday was then spent in a coffee shop and hanging out with another friend of mine, Eeva, who moved to SD over the summer with her husband. Around 5pm started what turned out to be The Big Night Out: Around 5 pm we went to a lounge called Air Conditioner for a drink and then headed to Baja Betty's gay Mexican place for dinner with Eeva and then to a pub called Shakespeare's to meet some of James' colleagues. From Shakespeare's James and I went to 4th & B to hear Ferry Corsten spin. (At this point I should add that until James had told me a couple of weeks earlier we'd be seeing Ferry Corsten, I had no idea who the guy was. I dig dance music a lot but my knowledge of it is notoriously bad.) All I can say is that I think that Friday night was one of the best nights out ever. FC played an incredibly good progressive trance set (James told me it was progressive:), the people we were dancing with were totally into it and in general the best thing was to be partying with James again. Victor Dinaire, who was spinning after Ferry, was really good too. We left around 3am and went to Trent's (James' friend whom I'd also met the year before when there) for a bit and then proceeded to the after party. At this point it was 6am and we'd been out for 13 hours. It took us another 4 to get back to James'. It's pretty much a no-brainer that Saturday was a lazy day and all we did was go eat and see Rent in the cinema. (By the way, Ferry Corsten's a resident at the Avalon in LA and Crobar in NYC, so if you're there, go check him out.)

Probably because of the excess partying and the travelling, I got pretty ill around Monday, but it didn't really stop us from doing anything, and while James was doing his school stuff, I was hanging out with Eeva. We went shopping in San Ysidro (you can see Tijuana from the mall) which was dirt cheap. It's a big mall right on the US/Mexico border and it's got most of the big chain stores like The Gap, Banana Republic, Old Navy (all owned by the same company), Puma, Brooks Brothers and so on and so on.
I also went to see the Harry Potter movie, which was actually very good. Definetely the best Potter movie so far (like all critics have said). We also saw Syriana, which is a movie about the US, oil and the Arab world. The movie itself is quite bizarre and has a lot of weird, unrelated elements, but I did like it. I think it's fair to say, tho, that I especially liked it because it shows how ridiculous the Americans are, but also how ridiculous the Arabs are (if you wanna read more about what I think of the Middle East, go read my scribblings from my 3 month Middle East odyssey). As a movie, it did have a lot of problems, but it definetely is worth seeing.

All in all I had a great time in San Diego. The best thing was to spend time with best friend James, but other bonuses included seeing Eeva & Chris and getting away from the greyness that is Finland this time of the year. What ever its vices, California is great. Who wouldn't wanna live in sunshine?

As a final note about the trip, some musings about America the beautiful:
The easiest thing in the world right now is to be critical of America. Of their consumer culture and need to drive everywhere. Of their foreign policy and fervent Christian tendencies. Of their lack of knowledge and interest in the rest of the world. Yes, America the country tends to piss you off with its world police politics and megalomania, but it is also the only remaining superpower and I think we'd be in deep trouble if the US decided to stop giving a crap about the rest of the world. I really do not agree with most of the Bush Admin's policies (actually, I agree with hardly any of them) and I really really hope there will be a Dem White House (and Congress!) after the next elections but I also don't agree with the blind America-bashing that's swept over Europe in the past 5 years. Yes, we need to be critical, but shouldn't we also be doing something? Right now Europe is like a huge sand box where the biggest kids are bickering about who's castle is the best and who's homemade gibberish sounds the coolest and should be used by all the other children while at the same time the smaller kids just sit quietly in the corner. We need to be critical, and I think this Admin has made some pretty serious mistakes (Iraq being just the tip of the iceberg) but what if Europe was stronger and more united? Imagine how much good could be done if Europe and America worked together! Maybe a stronger Europe would balance American arrogance and ignorance. Or maybe I'm just daydreaming due to serious lack of sunshine in Finland.

I disagree strongly with the war in Iraq simply because in my opinion there was no justification for it. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad Saddam is gone, but what is the price for it? Anarchy that will last for how long? I spoke about the war with a lot of people in the Middle East and pretty much everyone said the same thing: I'm glad Saddam is gone but America was not right in deciding to go to war. The Iraqis I spoke with said that first they were happy the Americans came, but have since then began to hate their presence. If you march into another, sovereign nation claiming there are weapons of mass destruction, overthrow its government, declare the war ended and are still there 18 months later there's something going terribly wrong. Obviously the issue is greater than Iraq and the infamous WMDsa and I believe this would have happened if America had marched into Syria or Saudi Arabia or Iran. There is an underlying distrust towards the US in the Middle East and until things really begin to change on the grassroots level, I don't see how terrorism will end.

Dec something, possibly Wednesday, 2005 / Cold is what killed sightseeing

When you step off the subway on Times Square at 8.30am the first thing in your mind is not McDonalds. But when it's -4C and all you're wearing is a denim jacket, you'll take any warm place you can get. I've never been as happy to see a McDonalds as I was this morning when, after a 4 hour flight from San Diego to new York and 12 hours to kill before the next flight, I got off the subway at Times Square at 8.30am and realised that everything was still shut.I had all these plans to go to ground zero and walk around Manhattan and see things but NO NO NO, it was too fucking cold for any of that! So instead I warmed up a little bit at Mickey Ds (like any other bum in New York..) and then went next door to Virgin Megastore to kill time and my banl balance. I did eventually emerge from there and walked outside, basically making my way from Starbucks to Starbucks as there's one in every block... At noon I then took the subway up to Columbia university and met an old friend for lunch, which was super nice.

So all in all my day in the Big Apple wasn't as productive as I'd hoped, but seriously, it was just so COLD! How does anyone live in that climate? Oh, wait, I live in Finland, it gets colder here... I really want to move to California =)

Middle East Odyssey - Part 4 (September, 2005)

September 7, 2005 / It's all over.

It's very, very weird to be home. First of all, it's too quiet. I can't sleep at night because I hear nothing but the wind. And it's cold, when you've been in +40C for the last 3 months, +19C feels freezing. I'm already missing everything about my trip, which is kind of ironic considering how much I've complaint even here :) If given the chance, I'd move to Cairo or Beirut this second, hell I'd even move to Tripoli!

It's just so weird being back.

September 3, 2005 / After 90+ nights it's time to come home

I am writing this in my hotel room, hopefully the last one for a little while. I have the balcony door open to listen to Ayman Nour's election rally outside the parliament. The crowds are surrounded by all means of crowd control apparel one can imagine. Young men in their white and black police and military uniforms have been gathering all day long to make sure nothing out of the ordinary happens. I don't know what Mr Nour is promising the crowds, but I am fairly certain he will not win the election even if he promised the people the moon. The incumbent president Hosni Mubarak will most likely emerge as the winner of this mock-democratic election. The receptionist at my hotel reckons that Mubarak will stay in power for another 3 years or so and then step down for the benefit of his son that the parliament will "vote" to replace him.
Yesterday Mina, our tour guide, asked me which Arab government I thought was the best. My answer was somewhere along the lines of 'well, they all have their problems' and the quickly steering away from the conversation. I don't know how many times during this trip I've been asked which I think is the best country, city, government, monument and so on. In Lebanon I was asked if I liked Beirut better than Damascus, in Petra I was asked if I liked Jordan better than Syria. And in Cairo I was asked which government is the best. How do you compare these things?? In truth I, of course, have favourites in cities and countries, but Arabs are a proud people and I have enjoyed all of the places I've been to, so I try answer with vague remarks about the differences of cities and things. Now that I am in Cairo I remember why I have liked the city from the first moment I landed at the airport more than two years ago. Yes it's dirty and smelly and incredibly crowded, but it's also full of so many things you can't even begin to count them. The amount of history in this one city spans thousands of years and I keep being amazed by it all. I can go to the pyramids over and over again and still feel like I'm looking at them for the first time, I can wonder through Khan al-Khalili bazaar for the zillionth time and still be amazed by the sheer magnitude of everything. I don't think a person can be bored in Cairo.

Last night I was playing drinking games at Nile Hilton's jazzbar with the weirdest Egyptologist, an historian with an Orlando Bloom Kingdom-of-Heaven beard/hair style, a half English-half Egyptian mediastudent and his 16-year old brother. Later on we were joined by two Aussies, but we lost them in a bar. It was truly a bizarre night that ended with going to the Sheraton Hotel to smoke shiisha around 5am. I have no idea what time I staggered back to my hotel.

September 1, 2005 / Oh how I love Cairo

Egyptian men really do have the cheesiest pick up lines ever. I ventured to Khan al-Khalili bazaar today and most of the time I was smiling like a nutcase because of all the weird things I was shouted at. Mostly it was along the line of "where can I find someone like you?" "I would make you happy forever" and so on. And man you can buy anything in there! I've done some serious shopping, got everything I was planning on getting from Cairo and now I'm trying to figure out how to export it all home without pissing off Austrian Airlines too badly :) Mostly it's glass stuff, too, so I can't put it in my backpack :)

Only 3 nights to go. Tomorrow I'm going to the pyramids, Memphis and Saqqara and on Saturday I think I'll just go to one of the fancy hotels pools.

I bought a book called The Act of God in Luxor (all the books they had had something to do with Egyptian history) and it's turning out to be quite outrageous. This guy is making a connection between an Egyptian pharaoh, the exodus of the Israelis from Egypt, the parting of the Red Sea and Atlantis. I haven't quite figured out the whole point of the argument yet, but I am liking the explanation for the parting of the Red Sea (basically a tsunami) but I'm not blind enough to buy everything this guy is writing. Especially since he seems to be coming up with outrageous theories for everything..

Well, time to head back to the hotel, my toe is signalling with pain..

Middle East Odyssey - Part 3 (August, 2005)

August 29, 2005 / "Luxury travel" in a sleeper train

For $60 you get a pretty uncomfortable bunk or three narrow train chairs to sleep on, dinner and breakfast and 12 hours of agony from Aswan to Cairo. I decided to take the Sleeper train rather than travel in the first class of a normal train and now I'm beginning to think that 1st class would have been comfier... It's only one night, so I'll survive.

Most of today was spent sitting in a car and oogling at different Pharaonic temples actually built by the Greeks. I saw Horus' temple at Edfu, which is the best preserved Pharaonic temple in Egypt, as well as another temple at Kom Ombo. Besides that I spend several hundred euros on perfumes in a perfume shop in Aswan where they also showed me how they work the glass into those fragile yet amazing little perfume bottles you find here. I didn't buy any of the bottles, I'll do that in Cairo, but the perfumes and aromatherapy things I got were worth the money.
And of course I did the tourist trip thing and actually paid to look at granith... The guide took me to see the unfinished obelisk (which would have weighed 1168 tons if finished) which is basically a block of granith half chisseled out of the rock... Yes, as if there wasn't enough granith back home..
And then there was the Aswan High Dam, which is pretty impressive. According to Lonely Planet most visitors are disappointed with the High Dam, but I certainly wasn't. But then again, I was mostly thinking about its political implications way back when it was built. And the scenery is quite amazing. The Nile really is the most beautiful body of water I have ever seen. I also got a peak on the old Dam, which was built by the British at the end of the 19th century. The scenery there is lovely as well. As an info bit: when the High Dam was built, UNESCO organised an emergency temple evacuation thingy: several temples built in the area that now comprises Lake Nasser (the largest artificial lake in the world) were taken apart brick by brick and moved to higher grounds. One of the temples was actually moved to the Metropolitan Museum in New York!

August 28, 2005 / Rant: The world is not made for singles

A single hotel room is always more than half of the price of a double room. An excursion for only one person is way more expensive than for 2 people.

August 27, 2005 / Pharaos, dead tourists and checks

Early this morning I went to the West Bank of the Nile to the Valley of the Kings to check out some tombs. The tombs I saw were those of Ramses I, Ramses IV and Ramses IX. They were pretty remarkable, 3000 years old colours still as fresh as if they'd been painted 3 years ago and the attention to detail was incredible! However, the best tombs I saw were those of the workers who built the pharaoh's tombs. The tombs themselves were smaller, a lot smaller, but the pictures were incredible! The attention to details was even more precise than in the pharaoh's tombs and the pictures were different, too. We decided not to go to the Valley of the Queens, because the tombs there are similar to those in the Valley of the Kings, and the only tomb I personally really wanted to see there is that of Nefertari, and it's been closed for 2 years as they rotate the open ones to preserve the tombs. Legend tells that Nefertari's tomb is THE best tomb in all of Egypt. It also costs more to see it. As does Tutankhamun's tomb, which is quite funny considering there is actually nothing there. He was a nobody, a boy king, and all the treasures they found in his tomb are either at the Egyptian Museum in Cairo or in London. It costs E£55 to see 3 tombs in the Valley, if you want to see Tutankhamon's, it costs an extra E£70!
I also saw Hatshepsut's funerary temple, which was essentially just another temple rebuilt 40 years ago by the Polish. What made this temple interesting to me, is what happened there only a few years ago. In 1997 a group of Islamic militants opened fire on mostly Japanese and French tourists inside Hatsheptut's temple killing nearly 70 people and injuring many more. This is the blodiest incident against Western tourists in Egypt in recent years. Everywhere here it is evident how paranoid the government is about attacks againts tourists. The tourist police is in every corner, outside every McDonald's, outside every hotel. All hotels have metal detectors, all museums and sites have metal detectors, too (but they never check the tourists, usually only the locals). If there are tourist busses going from Luxor to Aswan, for example, they go in a convoy protected by the police. In Dahab I actually saw a bomb dog walking along the corniche! By now I'm so used to automatic rifles and men in uniforms that it doesn't even surprise me to see them everywhere, but neither does it make me feel safer. Lebanese soldiers are really the only ones that actually looked capable of using their weapons efficiently, their counterparts in Syria and Egypt just look ragged and useless. There are also, of course, road blocks all over the place. The funny thing is, that the only country where I didn't see any roadblocks was Syria, a member of the "axis-of-evil".. And in all the other countries they just wave your car along if it contains a blond woman.
I can't imagine what it feels like to live in a country where your own government is making your life more difficult by imposing roadblocks and security checks for the benefit of tourists who look at you and say "yet another one after money". (I actually heard an ignorant Englishman from Bumblefuck, England say that in a tomb when the tomb guard gave him a piece of cardboard to use as a fan in a tomb that seriously lacks fresh air.) I mean come on, I'm tired of being hassled too, but if a guard is happy when you give him the equivalent of 20 cents then what's the big deal?? It's a kind of a vicious circle really: the government puts an incredible number of checks on its citizens to get revenue from tourism to boost the economy which is supposed to then help everybody. Except that it doesn't seem to. All government ministeries must first have a glass palace of their own before you can do anything for the people..

OK, I turned this into an anti-government rant again. Oops :D

WRITTEN: August 17, 2005 / It's not about going forward

Reading back some of the things I've written, I realised I sound horribly negative sometimes! Maybe it's easier to rant about horrible or annoying things, maybe those are the ones the stick to your memory more eaasily or maybe I'm just looking at this part of the world through negative lenses! But then I don't think that I am. There are a lot of good, beautiful and great things about these countries too, and I guess I should try to remember to mention them more often rather than be blinded by my own prejudicies (it's a bunch of rocks!) or antipathies (have you never seen blond hair before?? jeesh!). For example, 99% of the people I have met have been incredibly kind, helpful and genuine. If you look lost, somebody will come and ask you where you are going, if you look tired waiting for a train at a station, somebody will offer their sear for you. You will be asked where you are from and then welcomed to the country; the phrase you hear most often is "ahlan wa sahlan" which means welcome.
I should remember to write about these things rather than bitch about disgusting Saudi men :D

Another thing I realised today when collapsing on my hotel bed exhausted is, that it seems the function of moving from place to place has become the face value of the trip rather than the idea of seeing things. I feel like every two days I'm packing up and moving along again never really having time to just sit back and relax. It's like a big race through as many ruins as possible. I've decided to change that. I will be in Aqaba for two nights as planned, and will probably go to Eilat for two nights as well (very little of the long history of Aqaba is actually visible, just a bunch of rocks and a castle :), but once I get to Egypt I will slow down. I will not rush through the Valley of Kings like I rushed through Petra, and I will give myseld luxorious time to oogle at Egypt from the top of the Aswan Dam. In two weeks I will be in Cairo for the final few days before boarding a plane to Europe, it's not like I have to race to make it to the finish line. This is not the Amazing Race, after all!

Then a little more about Jordan, and Amman especially.
As I said earlier, I arrived in Jordan thinking that the men are especially bad regarding Western women, but it has been no different to Syria or Lebanon (Beirut doesn't count). Yeah I do wanna shout at them sometimes to move it along, but as long as they stay at least an arms length away, I have no problem.
On the other hand, I arrived in Amman thinking that even though there wouldn't be that much history to see, it would still be a nice city to visit and spend a few days at. I have to say that I was a little disappointed. While Amman is pretty modern in Middle Eastern standards, it's also very big and very confusing and very divided into fancy and not-so-fancy areas. However, I am quite certain that if one would spend more time there, and especially know someone who lives in Amman, the experience would be much more positive and rewarding. I met up with a friend of mine from SOAS, Esma, for dinner Monday night and the picture of Amman that I got from her was very nice. And I can see what she means, even though my own experience was not that fulfilling. (In case you haven't noticed, btw, I am, too, guilty of double standars: I keep complaining about ruin-fatigue but when I go to a city like Amman with very little ruins, I immediately declare it to be boring and lacking in history...) Alas, maybe one day I'll have a chance to spend a little more time in Amman with someone who knows the city well to explore it's hidden treasures.

I have no special interest to go to Eilat in Israel except to see if people there are different to people here. For some reason I have this image of the Israelis being more European, "more like me" than their Arab counterparts, which is quite weird considering that I have very little patience for their cries over lost territory and what not. I will need to keep my mouth shut about the Gaza pullout or else I'll end up in huge trouble. I cannot even begin to explain here how little sympathy I have for the settlers. It's not like they'd been living there for hundreds of years and then suddenly someone came and kicked them out (like they did to the Palestinians, might I add) they purposefully went there to settle areas that were not theirs to settle. Neither do I believe, however, that this pullout is a step towards peace, it's simply a stunt providing Sharon with the upper hand (I pulled out, I'm the good guy). Besides, I'm sure most of the settlers will go to the West Bank and in a few years it'll be the same faces on TV again, complaining how they are driven out of their homes. Should have thought about that before moving there, dude!

August 26, 2005 / The hassle capital of Egypt, truly

I can't even begin to count how many people have tried to sell me something or getting to ride on a horse or take a feluca trip down the Nile or what ever. Walking a few meters down the street and someone will be tugging on your elbow for baksheesh or something. Mostly it just makes me laugh, and I keep coming up with the weirder places of where I'm from. Right now I'm telling everyone I'm from Peraseinajoki, tomorrow I think it's time for Bumblefuck. Also, if anyone asks about my toe (which is still sore as s##t), I tell them it was bitten off by a shark. More fun that way :)
Tomorrow I'm heading to the Valley of Kings and Monday a day trip to Aswan. I was gonna check out Karnak temple today, but walking is a little too painful for that, so heading there Sunday instead.

I have a few bits and pieces on my laptop that I've written in the comfort of my room, and I think here I can borrow a USB memory, so I'll try to get them online soon, if I can be bothered, it's too hot (+45) to do anything feasible really.

August 24, 2005 / The end of an affair in Dahab

It's time to move on from Dahab. My toe is reasonably OK, I can walk a little, but I may need a device to get around the temples in Luxor, however, as I still can't walk for very long without pain. So I have booked a plane ticket from Sharm el-Sheikh to Luxor for tomorrow morning. Leaving this gorgeous place at 6am and I'll be in Luxor by 10am. It's a little more expensive than bus-boat-bus combination, but it saves me several hours of sitting around in busses and bus stations.

Dahab has been nice, despite of the toe incident and a text message, but I am little tired of every single person asking what happened to my toe (got so tired of explaining about the oxygen tank that I started saying it was bitten off by a shark). Today when booking my plane ticket, I had several offers from young men to carry me so I wouldn't have to walk. Needles to say I declined them all..

August 22, 2005 / Kinda wish I could take back the last 24 hours...

...it's just so bloody boring to just sit around and not be able to do anything! This toe thing is really pissing me off. I wanted to go snorkeling today, but I can't go swim. Even if I protected my foot with a plastic bag, it would still probably hurt like hell when swimming. Oh well, I'll just read a book...

August 21, 2005 / How to ruin your holiday Anna-style

Well not so much ruin but complicate sightseeing by not being able to walk properly.
I started (and finished) my career as a diver today: This morning I excitedly went to my first PADI open water dive course lesson and by the time we were doing the equipment stuff, I was really looking forward to my first actual dive lesson. The minute I got under water, however, it stopped being fun. Diving just isn't for me. I succesfully completed all the skills we were doing, but all the while all I wanted to do was get up to the surface, and this was at 1.5 metres.. I just cannot stay calm under there. After the first set of skills I told the instructor I couldn't do it anymore and went happily snorkeling waiting for the others to finish. That wasn't the bang of the day, however. As we got back to the dive centre, I was carrying a 10kg+ air tank when I slipped and dropped it on my big toe. It hurt like hell (and still does). The people here called a doctor and he came over in 15 minutes and removed the nail from my toe. Now I can't swim (or take a shower..) for 4 days and walking is a little tricky. I'm probably just gonna hang here in Dahab for a few days 'til it gets a little better and then head on to Aswan & Luxor.

Dahab is great, and I was looking forward to going snorkeling at the Blue Hole tomorrow, but now I just have to sit back and relax.

August 20, 2005 / US soldiers, Finnish policemen, two rockets, a boat and diving (in paradise)

In Aqaba I went to Movenpick resort's swimming pool (cost 20 euros!!) and met 3 Finnish police officers training the Iraqi police in Amman. There were also a bunch US soldiers from the aircraft carrier and the other US warship that were in Aqaba. It was so clear they were soldiers with their haircuts and dog tags and whatnot :)

Yesterday when waiting for the boat from Aqaba to Nuweiba to actually get on its way, I got a message from one of the Finnish cops asking if I was alright cos apparently there had been an attack against the American ships (which we'd seen leave Aqaba when waiting at the boat). Eventually (through GPRS and YLE's wap service) we found out that someone had launched a rocket against one of the ships and one to Eilat airport. Both intended targets were missed, but it explained why the boat left 90 mins late: they removed all Iraqis from the boat.. Hopefully this will be the closest I get to terrorism anytime soon. (Not that we actually saw or heard anything, but it was kinda freaky to be on a boat not far from the US ships and know they'd been attacked.)
The boatride itself took only 60 minutes, but since this is Arabia, nothing is ever easy: To buy the ticket you first had to queue to say you wanted a ticket and wait 10 mins as a guy prints out a slip that you then take to the bank teller across the isle and pay for the ticket. Then you go back to the other guy and he stamps the slip, THEN you go queue for the actual ticket and when you finally have that, you go pay the departure tax and after that wait to get your passport stamped. Yes, it takes a lot of patience. It does help to have blond hair, though :)
Things weren't easy either when we got to Egypt, they didn't let us out of the port area to the bus stop until tourist police OKed it. The tourist police has to OK everything around here, they are that paranoid about attacks against tourists. All in all, it took 6 hours to get from Aqaba to Nuweiba and another hour from Nuweiba to Dahab in a cab.

None of yesterday's toubles matter, however, because I am now in PARADISE. Decided to hang out with an Aussie guy in Dahab rather than go to Sharm el-Sheikh on my own and this place is absolutely gorgeous. There's a little strip of a road by the beach with clusters of restaurants and hotels and everybody is just relaxing and enjoying the sun and the sea. There are no package tourists, only people interested in diving and chilling out. I actually went diving today for the first time in my life and it was pretty amazing. I did an introductory dive with a PADI dive instructor and saw some pretty amazing fish and corals just off the shore. I'm now pondering whether or not to do a 5 day open water PADI course and become a certified diver :)

Well my friends, I'm getting out of this cafe to enjoy the sun and lazy life of a dive bum, at least for a few days :)

August 17, 2005 / Petra & Aqaba

Public transportation in Jordan is abysmal compared to Syria or Lebanon. In Syria, for example, all you had to do was show up at the bus station and there would be something going your way within the hour. In here it's almost impossible to get to places by bus. Yesterday morning I left the hotel in Amman around 8.40am to get a bus to Petra because there are no busses in the afternoon. Today, when coming from Petra to Aqaba, I took a cab because the last bus left Petra at 8am! And of course I paid 25 dinars instead of 3.

I have to admit that what I saw of the magnificent ruins of Petra was nowhere near as much as one should. I was simply too tired to explore much of the huge site so I walked through the siq and checked out the Treasury and that was pretty much it. I know most people would be outraged at that, but no can do: I'm all ruined out. The siq is amazing, tho. It's a gorge through the mountains that has been carved by the forces of nature through the centuries, apparently originally formed in an earthquake at least 2000 years ago. The Treasury is also pretty amazing. Thus, I saw the highlights :D

Now I really need to go and rest. I've spent 5 hours today hanging around, waiting to sign up for some language classes and I finally got it done. I'm also still not feeling a 100% so I need to go eat some fruits and drink loads more water.
Btw, Aqaba is frickin' hot!

August 15, 2005 / Floating on the Dead Sea and trying to get connected

I did a little trip down to the Dead Sea yesterday. First took a bus to Bumblefuck (have no idea which "town" it was) and then a cab down to Amman beach on the Dead Sea. Did a little floating (it's impossible to swim) and sat there watching people cover themself in mud. There were hardly anyone there, only a bunch of Spanish tourists really. On the way back I shared a cab with two Japanese guys, and from Bumblefuck we got a ride to Amman in a truck. It took forever to get back as the truck was doing a steady 30kph all the way.

Now I'm sitting in a net café trying to get connected to WebOodi at the University of Helsinki to sign up for some classes but, as per usual, the system is in a standstill cos 10 000 other people are trying to sign up as well. I guess I'll keep imagining all the emails I didn't receive..

August 13, 2005 / Amman, "throughly modern" Middle Eastern capital (aka. there's nothing here to see

That is not entirely true, but yes, very little of Amman's history remains visible.
I got to Baramke station in Damascus before 9am and to my astonishment none of the service taxis going to Amman were there. After some discussion with one driver (he didn't have any people to go), I went to check the busses, but the one leaving at 9am was full and there were no other busses that day. So back to the taxi stands where I was approached by two Bahraini guys asking if I wanted to share a cab with them. I accpeted the offer and shortly we were on our way in a cab that had A/C. The two men turned out to be very polite and nice, and if all men are as polite in Bahrain as they were, I definetely want to visit. No staring of any kind was going on, which is incredibly refreshing, especially since they were from the Gulf. They were also very helpful on the border (not that I really needed any help, but when in Rome..) and after 3 hours we arrived here around noon.
Once I got my stuff to the hotel, I headed out to check out some sights. I went to the King Abdullah Mosque, which definetely makes it to my top 10 of nice mosques. It's relatively new, so it has no historical value, but it is very beautiful whilst very simple. The only thing I disliked about it were the two ugly concrete minareths. The guards let me in for free (after some discussion among themselves) when I flashed my ISIC card and I had to wear a black robe to visit the mosque.
Next stop on the tour was the Roman theatre, which is your standard Roman era theatre really. Nothing very spectacular, and after Syria, the admission fee of JD1 (~€1.13) seemed a little steep. But then things in generally are more expensive here. What is very refreshing, tho, is the fact that taxis have meters, and they actually use them, so you don't have to haggle over the price: just get in and go.
That was pretty much the sightseeing there is to do around here. I could go to the Citadelle, but this one only has a few pilars standing (saw it from the theatre) and I think I've seen enough stones and citadelles for a while. It is on a hill, tho, so I might go just for the views.

As a city Amman is annoying to navigate. It's spread out over several (apparently 19 currently) mountains (some as high as 800m from sea level) and there is no real centre. Everything is spread-out LA style, so to get from one place to another you need a cab. The good thing is that cabs are cheap. I must have taken 5 cabs today zooming around town for food, sights and post office (yes, already sent postcards!).
Another thing I have to mention is, that while I was expecting more harrasment and hastle from the men here, it's been nothing noteworthy, just your standard staring and a few too eager tourguides offering to take me to the Dead Sea. I've noticed that it's better to expect the worse and be positively surprised to avoid disappointment. I still don't trust men the slightest bit here, not that I ever really do... ;)
My plan is to head to the Dead Sea tomorrow, unless my cold, which has now turned into an awful cough, decides otherwise. I went to get some vitam C and cough med from a pharmacy today, tho, so it is getting better. It also looks like I am going to have to stay over at Petra, which I initially didn't want to do, because there are no day trips there unless you wanna pay JD60.

August 13, 2005 / 8.15am

In a few mins I'm walking out the door and heading to Baramke to catch a taxi to Amman, Jordan. Still got a little bit of a cold, but it's not too bad, it'll be gone in a few days inshallah.

August 12, 2005 / I've got the cold!

Sore throat, stuffy nose.. Sound familiar? Yes, I've got the cold.. Pretty glad I'm in Damascus where I can rest reather than in Amman missing out on all the sightseeing. Trying to get as much vitamin C as possible to get better soon. Heading to Amman tomorrow.

August 11, 2005 / I'm not the only one getting proposals...

...and at least no one has directly proposed sex to me. In Aleppo I was talking with a few guys, and they all said that they've been in situations where they've just casually been talking to a local man and suddenly the person they've been talking to has said that he wants to have sex with him! Just like that. No hidden proposals or anything. I have to say that the more I have to deal with men here, the more some of the Arab men have begun to disgust me, especially many from the Gulf. When I stayed at the al-Majed hotel in Damascus the last two nights, my room was in the basement and didn't have a bathroom so I was using the common bathroom. Every time I went there it was in a disgusting state, and I never saw a woman down there, it was mostly men using the bathroom. I mean really, how hard can it be to piss to a toilet?? I'm beginning to like the squat toilets more and more cos they're at least more hygienical.

August 10, 2005 / The sun shines again after a good night's sleep

It's amazing how sleep can make one feel so much better. I slept around 10 hours last night, almost without interruptions (for some reason I got a wake-up call at 7.10 am) so I feel like a new person again. First thing after I got up, I went to Austrian Airlines and changed my ticket to September 4, so I'll be coming home 3 days earlier and thus avoiding the election hassle of Sept. 7. After I get back to my hotel, I'm gonna make some calls and find a hotel in Amman so that I won't be in the same situation I was coming here. Also, from what I've read in Lonely Planet, Jordan appears to be worse for a lone female traveller than Syria. I guess I'm about to find out.

Aleppo was a pretty OK town. It's not incredibly big, but it has a lovely old city and a less touristy souq than Damascus. There is also a citadelle, which was pretty nice. The Grand Mosque in the old city is 10 years younger than the one in Damascus, so it dates from the Umayyad period. The city has been ravaged by earthquakes in the far past, tho, so a lot of the things have been rebuilt several times. I didn't actually get to go in to the Grand Mosque cos it was under reconstruction. The courtyard was quite nice and the minareth was quite funny as it was tilting to one side after an earthquake hundreds of years ago.
On Sunday I went on an excursion to the nearby Dead Cities with 4 other people. We started at 6am and didn't get back until around 7pm, so it was a very long day. The dead cities were OK, but not as interesting as I initially thought. The first site we went to, Ebla, had no standing buildings, so it was very boring. The next few sites were OK. It has to be said, tho, that they're not really 'dead' cities as people have taken up residence in the 400-500 year old buildings. One lady offered us tea in her house, which was about 450 years old, and told us a lot about their life. The men go herding sheep for 6 months over the summer (they do come back in cars sometimes bringing food), the 'village' has no electricity and water as well as all food has to be brought from the nearest shops.
The last of the dead cities was really weird, it looked more like a French village from WW II that had been destroyed in the fighting. The houses were 400 years old but they looked like modern farm houses. All in all it was a pretty interesting day but I was incredibly tired afterwards, and even yesterday still.

One thing that is very striking here, is people's interest in your family. When I'm talking to a local, especially a woman, the first question is usually where I'm from, the second how old I am and the third if I'm married. You should see their faces when I say I'm unmarried and not even engaged! This one girl was even more shocked when I said I was single... If a man asks me about my marital status, I usually lie to avoid the marriage proposals. I guess it would be easier to wear a wedding band and pretend to be married, but I'm a bad liar and I don't think I should have to lie about my marital status, I'm not getting in to huge trouble by being single.. When we were having tea with the old lady at one of the dead cities, she was very interested in my marital status and said that I would be very 'valuable' there. Hmm...

Itinerary updated.


August 9, 2005 / Not homeless in Damascus anymore

After 5 hotels I finally got a room in the same hotel we stayed at when I was here in October. I'm just glad I have a bed to sleep on.

All in all, it's been a pretty bad day. I'm hoping tomorrow will be better..

August 9, 2005 / Homeless in Damascus

I'm back in Damascus trying to figure out where to spend the next 2 or 3 nights. I've checked 2 backpacker places and they're both full. I guess I should go hunt for a bed. Also, I'm a little sick and very tired after yesterdays 12 hours excursion without food.

August 7, 2005 / Aleppo

I find myself in a Cham Palace again! I came to check out their bookstore cos I don't have a book to read (bored with Lonely Planet and I already read almost all of the New A-Z of the Middle East) and the bloody store is closed! There's nothing to do near here cos the place is far from downtown Aleppo, so I just figured I'd use their internet (they charge $6 for an hour, tho!).

It's only 2pm and I've already done all my sightseeing as well as bought a carpet... It was a little more expensive than I was going to spend, but it's a very nice carpet and the guy is actually sending it to Finland for me so I don't have to haul it around half the Middle East with me. The place was recommended by Lonely Planet so I think it was a good buy..

I'm staying in Aleppo for an extra day, going on a tour of some Dead Cities and what not tomorrow, and then on Tuesday heading to Deir ez-Zur and probably Wednesday back to Damascus. I think I'll relax in Damascus for a few days before continuing down to Jordan, Israel and Egypt. I need to feed myself properly cos I appear to forget to eat during the day (it's too hot to feel hungry) and I can feel my energy levels being too low. Also, I can wash some laundry there and go for a few drinks with a few friends.

I met a German girl yesterday on the train and by coincidence we are staying at the same hostel. I mentioned I was thinking of looking up the hotel my dad & Anssi stayed at when they stopped over at Aleppo during their flight from Helsinki to Cape Town. Turns out she'd heard about the flight but hadn't believed the story cos it sounded so crazy! Now she believes it. I haven't figured out which hotel they stayed at, so haven't found the place but I'm sure they left one of those stickers where ever they went.

A month from today I'll be at the airport in Cairo waiting for my flight to depart, hard to believe I've been here for 2 months.

August 6,2005 / 1970s Soviet train

I made it to Aleppo quite nicely in the first class of a 1970s Soviet train. The scenery is truly worth the 4 hours it takes from Lattakia to Aleppo. There were pine trees, mountains, canyons, fields; it didn't feel like the Middle East at all. I'd write more about the trip, but this is the weirdest keyboard I've used so far, it's in Chinese or Japanese or something and I keep hitting the wrong keys.

August 5, 2005 / It's a girl!

I just heard from my brother that my friend gave birth to a baby girl earlier today :)

They're having some kind of a weird contest by the beach. There are two teams (yellow & lilac) and first they had to walk through swinging balls with a tray of drinks and when I left they appeared to be throwing waterballoons or something. I only understood a word here and another one there so not sure what the deal is.
I need to go pack, heading to Aleppo by train (hopefully) tomorrow.

August 4, 2005 / On Arabs

Yes, I have too much time here and internet too readily available. That said, I've been thinking about a few things watching the Arabs holiday and prance around. My dad always used to tell me that in a fancy hotel you don't come down for breakfast wearing shorts, you always wear trousers. He also tought me a bunch of other coded of conduct, which apparently don't apply here. I was watching the people at breakfast this morning and it was everything from gallabiyas to skimpy bikinis. I've also noticed, that rich Arabs are very rude and unhelpful. They barge through the lift door without any regard for anyone coming out of the lift and expect to be served next even though they just showed up and the queue is very long. "Common people", on the other hand, are extremely nice and helpful, both in Syria and Lebanon. I guess rich people everywhere think they're better than the rest (so it feels like anyway).

The other thing I was wondering about whilst having dinner in the almost empty dining room tonight (I still haven't figured out what time people eat here, I'm always too early) was why Saddam Hussein is often called only Saddam. Nobody says 'George' or 'Tony' or 'Gerhard' or 'Jacques' but Saddam Hussein is usually just Saddam. Do we all really know him that well that we can call him by his first name or is it supposed to be degrading? I really do find this issue rather baffling ;)

OK, I'm gonna go sit in the bar and see if anything (or anyone) interesting happens. The most annoying thing about travelling alone as a woman is that if I would go to Lattakia and sit in a cafe smoking nargile, I would be frowned upon and it would not be a smart move in anycase. Besides, there's nothing to do in Lattakia centre even during the day, so at night even less...

PS. I do actually like being here, it's just easier to write about the weird and annoying things rather than the nice ones, those you can see in the pictures. :)

August 4, 2005 / The most useless "five" star resort in the world and other rants

This hotel is really turning out to be the worst "fancy" hotel I've seen in my life. The staff are unhelpful and useless, hardly any of them speak English and to get their attention you pretty much have to jump up and down in front of them. Except for the one guy who just keeps staring but never offers to help. I guess I'm not important enough since I'm not a sword-wielding-women-abusing-oil-drinking sheikh from the Gulf.
The clientele isn't much better, tho, but at least they are rather amusing; all the Gulf men with their zillion wives and at least one Asian nanny. You know, the nannies are not allowed to wear bathing suits on the beach, they all have to wear trousers and t-shirts (and most of them wear a scarf) when they play in the water with the kids while parents sunbathe on the beach smoking nargile. My mission is to find one alone and talk to her to find out what her life is like (I've heard some pretty awful stories). Not sure if I'll succeed tho, as they are kept with the children pretty tightly.
It's also rather amusing to watch grown men wear those inflatable thingies that kids have on their arms when they don't yet know how to swim. And then they all (the men) prance about the hotel in nothing but their swimming shorts or trunks while the women are quite covered even on the beach (a lot do wear bikinis, but also many wear very covering bathing suits). Yes, talk about equality...

I tried to find out about ferries to Cyprus today but to no avail. The staff here were so useless that they told me there is no port in this city (the biggest port in Syria!!!) and that maybe I could try Tartous. It also seems that general enquiries does not exist here (at least the phone switchboard in this hotel doesn't know the number). I then decided to try my luck in Lattakia proper, but I couldn't find a way into the port area or any travel agents, the tourist office was also closed. I know there is a boat from Lattakia to Alexandria that over the summer stops at Cyprus but I can't find any contact details. When I get back to Damascus I'll ask Abdulkarim, the trusted travel agent.

Now to another point I've forgotten to mention along the way, Border control: Border crossings are quite amusing. Usually pretty much nobody on the border (I'm talking about land borders) speaks English and hardly anyone of the people who check your passport once you've got it stamped can actually read (on the Syrian side of the border). Yesterday when crossing the border in North Lebanon, I had to spell my name to them twice even though they were holding my passport and looking at the page were all the relevant information is. Then the guy stamping the passport asked me if it had been issued in Stockholm even though it states clearly on my passport that it was issued in Helsinki.. He also asked me if a number on my visa (issued by the Syrian Embassy in Stockholm) was a 2 rather than a 5. Yes, I know they have a different alphabet, but shouldn't border guards be able to read English letters as they're dealing with a lot of Western passports? And many Arabs have told me that the soldiers can't read Arabic either.
I forgot to mention in today's "rant" that music videos here are just as raunchy as in the West.

I have to get out of this internet bit, the guy is playing his music way too loud again and I've reached a point where the word 'habibi' makes me feel sick...

August 3, 2005 / Update 2

Check out this BBC article. I'm glad these women and men are breaking some taboos. I am so sick of seeing all these Saudi/Gulf men come to Syria and Lebanon, single or WITH their wives, to have sex with prostitues while at the same time claiming to be "true" Muslims and insisting that their wife to be is a Virgin and covered from head to toe. It's so sickening. I don't care who they shag, but I despise the double standard they then enforce on women. You see it here everywhere. I think this quote from the BBC article sums it up "Boys I know have many girlfriends, even at the same time. One of my best friends told me he made love with his girlfriend and then said 'I won't ever marry her - she's not a virgin'," one 19-year-old female student said.

August 3, 2005 / Lazing by the Mediterranean

Today was a complete failure and waste of time, to put it shortly. Yesterday I went to the bus office to ask when there would be a bus to Lattakia. They said 12 noon today. So this morning I went to the bus stop early and bought my ticket for the bus. The bus never showed up. They kept saying 5 minutes, 5 minutes for about an hour before I gave up, got my money back and headed to the service taxi stand to get a cab to Lattakia. Of course I was the only one who was coming this way, and after 30 mins of waiting around there, I decided to just pay the whole cab, which was $30, rather than wait around the whole day. If I'd been smart, I'd gone straight to the taxi stand at 8am, then I'd been here way before noon. Now I am in Lattakia at the Cote d'Azur de Cham Resort, which is supposedly a 5-star resort, but by the state of the place I'd give it maybe 3,5 or 4 stars. The beach is nice, tho. Gonna hang out here until Saturday and then head to Aleppo.

I've met some pretty interesting people staying at backpacker joints. Last night I was hanging with 2 American guys and a Kiwi and pretty much all they talked about was scoring some pot and comparing where they'd smoked the best stuff. How very interesting. The pension where I stayed, Pension Haddad, was OK, but I didn't think it was as nice as Lonely Planet and people who'd written on their guest book made it sound like. And seriously, Tripoli is pretty awful. We even had a hard time finding the old city, which usually is pretty straight forward. And there really is nothing to do at night except smoke nargile and drink tea (that's all they do here, seriously).

OK, that's it. I do not understand why people have to play music so bloody loud in here! In the taxi, restaurant, internet cafes, busses, swimming pools, anywhere you can imagine they blare Arabic music as loud as the speakers can. It's driving me crazy.

August 2, 2005 / Tripoli

Well I left Beirut this morning and came to Tripoli. It feels much more conservative, almost Syrian, compared to Beirut and is kinda boring. I got here around mid day and went to Pension Haddad, the cheapest backpacker joint, to see if they had beds. They didn't, but the lady is letting me stay in one their family's rooms. After checking in there I've walked around, went to the port and the old city. Probably time to eat something now. Oh and they're playing awful country music at this internet cafe.
Tomorrow I'm off to Lattakia thus returning to Syria.

August 1, 2005 / Hi, kifak, ca va

The Beirutis are kinda weird. They speak English or French instead of Arabic (I mean is English or French really better than Arabic??) and they've built their city so that American car makers will forever be happy to sell all their SUVs here. I have seen more Hummer H2s (yuck, I HATE that car) here than in California. The pedestrian is an almost extinct species as crossing the road is the biggest risk you can imagine taking and valet parking is the norm even at McDonald's (and they have waiters at the drive thru...).

Yesterday I went to Beit Mary with Hanna and Glenn. It's a nice little village up the mountain with great views of Beirut. In the evening we went to Rue Monot for "one" drink. I got back after 3 am. If anyone received weird text messages my apologies, the bar tender played really good music (mostly Tiesto and Paul van Dyk) so I felt like singing.. (Btw, 8000 people were at the beach when van Dyk was playing here last weekend.)
Today I met Ghassan for breakfast and talked politics for hours and then went to check out the Pigeon Rocks (most Beirutis don't know that they're called Pigeon Rocks in English, they're called Raouche) and then to ABC Achrafiye which is one of the biggest malls I've seen. After wondering around the place I went to the movies (yes, actual movies!) and saw The War of the Worlds. Seriously, this film has the stupidest ending of any earth-is-almost-destroyed film I have ever seen (including ID4). Other than that the movie was entertaining, but why do people have to bring BABIES into the cinema???

Tomorrow morning I'm off to Tripoli for one night before returning to Nerd Monkey's Syria: going to Lattakia for a few days of the beach.

Beirut signing out. Oh, and I moved July's scribblings to July page.

Middle East Odyssey - Part 2 (July, 2005)

July 30, 2005 / Motoring with Muhammad, roadblocked in Cuba and a walk with Hizbullah

On Thursday me, Helene (my friend from SOAS I ran into in Damascus) and her friends from here went to Byblos in the evening to check out the Byblos Festival and see the town at night. It's a beautiful little town by the sea. We went cruising on a boat in the pitch black Mediterranean, which was rather scary but the views to shore were great. On the way from Byblos to Kuba (apparently a haunted village, I saw no ghosts) we were pulled over on a roadblock and stopped for half an hour by the Lebanese army because Muhammad's car had tinted windows which is illegal in private cars in Lebanon (for obvious, bomb-related reasons). We had to rip the tapes of the windows before being allowed to continue. On another occasion they just asked for our IDs (if you don't have an ID with you, they can hold you for 48 hours before letting you go get it). The evening was fun, although Muhammad is a bit of a maniac when he drives: we were racing with a few Saudi SUVs on the way back...

Yesterday Helene and I went shopping cos all the shops have sales, and I appear to have an excess of clothing again.. Then in the evening we met up with a few Lebanese friends and went to the very swanky Buddha-Bar. The Beirutis still party even though the threat of another explosion hangs in the air all the time. However, the cafes and restaurants aren't as crowded as they used to be.

Today me, Hanna & Glenn (the two people I met on the bus from Damascus to Beirut) took a service to Sidon and went to check out the Al-Khamia detention camp where the South Lebanese Army (SLA) held prisoners until 5 years ago when Israel left the territories they had occupied in South Lebanon. The prison was a chilling place, the cells were tiny, and there was one solitary confinement cell that was especially chilling. The guide who was telling us about the prison had himself spent 4 years in the prison, of which 9 months and 3 days in solitary confinement. All methods of torture were used in the interrogations. Now the camp is a museum run by Hizbullah.
In fact the whole area is a Hizbullah stronghold, the yellow flags and pictures of Hasan Nasrallah are all over the place. We went to check out Bab Fatima, which during the occupation was the border crossing between Lebanon and the occupied territories. Now there is an electric fence and Israeli soldiers so close you can talk to them. We went for a walk with a man I can only suspect of being a Hizbullah fighter. He told us a lot about the goings-on of the occupation period and was very impressed with the Finnish UN soldiers who used to be a big part of UNIFIL (UN Interim Force in Lebanon, very interim indeed, they've been there for 20 years..). Apparently he had witnessed Finnish UNIFIL guys save the lives of 3 of his comrades.
It was interesting to walk literally 10 feet from Israel and Israeli soldiers who were hiding in their bunkers and foxholes. And ironically, the Lebanese army was nowhere to be seen, the border is, apparently, in the hands of Hizbullah.. Of course I had to extend my collection of political souvenirs: I now have a Hizbullah propaganda tape (that sounds like old communist songs) and a Hizbullah flag. I may need to hide them if I go to Israel.

I'm gonna hang out in Beirut for a few more days and then quickly head to Tripoli before Lattakia.

July 28, 2005 / Nothing old left, almost

Beirut is in the midst of a massive reconstruction craze. Next to each other are bullet punctured houses and brand new, shiny, modern buildings. Many old buildings that were destroyed in the war have been renovated, but in a way that has left the bullet holes visible. Next to the spanking new and shiny Phoenician InterContinental is the shell of the Holiday Inn, the haunt journalists stayed at during the war before running out of the country. The building's basic structures are, amazingly enough, apparently in such a good condition that there have been talks about renovating it to a hotel again. I think it should be left as it is as a reminder of the civil war.

July 26, 2005 / Up, up the mountain with a crazy taxi driver

Me, Helene and her two Austrian friends went up to Jebel Qasyun tonight for dinner and boy was it insane to get there. We agreed with the taxi driver that for SYP 150 (about 2,5 euros) he'll take us there, but little did we know that he was first going to drive to his house to drop of some groceries before taking us where we wanted to go. Also, he drove like a maniac without a brain and the taxi seemed to be stalling every time we stopped for traffic lights (which wasn't too many as he just went through them..). After 40 minutes we finally got to the mountain, but cos we were pretty pissed off about him scooting around on his own business before taking us there, we only gave him a 100 liiras. Of course he started shouting, screaming and following us, so we ended paying him the remaining 50 just to shut him up. I've now come to the conclusion, that it's far better not to agree the price before hand, cos in case the driver has a meter, it'll most likely be less than agreed, and if he doesn't, he'll make a fuss if you're paying too little. Within Damascus it shouldn't be more than 40 liiras anyway.. Coming down was almost as exciting, but at least the cab had breaks.

And speaking of safety: I will not go to Egypt if it looks like things will be blowing up all over the place. And even if I do go there, I'll be staying at an airport hotel for the last night (unless I manage to change my flight to a day or too earlier) because I'm flying out of Egypt the same day they have the presidential election and I really don't want to be in Cairo that day.
Seriously, tho, the biggest threat here is still the traffic.

Now I have to go pack as it's byebye Damascus, hello Beirut tomorrow.

July 23, 2005 / Bombs away, again

Some time last night 3 bombs exploded in Sharm el-Sheikh, Egypt. Two in the popular tourist area of Naama Bay and on in the old market. CNN is now reporting over 60 people dead, among them European tourists.
Sharm el-Sheikh and Naama Bay are on my itinerary, but I guess I'm gonna have to keep a close eye on what's going on in Egypt to figure out whether or not it's worth going there now.

July 20, 2005 / No light but everything goes on

There infrequently frequent power cuts in here. When I was having dinner in Abu Roummani tonight, the power was out for about an hour. Yet all the stores remained open and there was no chaos. Those stores and restaurants that had their own generators still had light, but that wasn't many.

Tomorrow I'm heading to Hama for the weekend to go check out Krak de Chevalier crusader castle and Hama, the city where in 1982 Hafez al-Asad ordered his troops to squash the Islamist opposition (mainly Muslim Brotherhood members) killing thousands of people and smashing the whole city in a three-week bombardment campaign.

July 19, 2005 / Only a week left in Damascus

I've decided to leave Damascus sooner than originally planned to have more time travelling. My last Arabic lesson will be next Tuesday anyway, so on Wednesday I'm heading back to Beirut to spend the weekend there (hopefully with better results than last time..) and then tour Lebanon before returning to Syria and then continuing to Jordan, Israel and Egypt.

I noticed the one thing that you can't access on the internet from Syria: Israeli webpages. So far it's the only thing I've discovered, there probably are a few more things, tho. I discovered this when I attempted to go to the Finnish Israeli Embassy's webpage to see about visas and other things.

July 18, 2005 / Boom and Bust in Beirut

Well the Beirut trip did'n turn out to be quite as expected... We left Thursday afternoon, got to our hotel around 7pm and then met my friend Ghassan and his friends as well as Timo & Hanne for dinner. The boys gave us a nice tour of Beirut by car after dinner and then dropped us off at rue Monot (except for Hanne, who wasn't feeling too good). Rue Monot is basically a strech of a road filled with pretty much nothing but bars. We hang around there checking out several bars until maybe 3am and then started making our way home. However, on our way to our hotel, Suvi and I stumbled across a bar and decided to go in for one more drink... The bar was already sort of closed, but they didn't kick us out, but instead offered us free drinks until 5am. The next day, not surprisingly, I wasn't feeling too good and in fact ended up staying in bed pretty much the whole day.
By Saturday I was fine again and set out on my mission: get the new Harry Potter. Found it at the Virgin Megastore, where I also exchanged a considerable amount of dollars for books and CDs.

The one thing evident in all of Lebanon (that I've seen so far, anyway) is the very strong anti-Syrian mood and almost-worship of Rafiq Hariri. We went by his grave, and there is a big counter counting the days from his death (currently in the 150s) and the counter won't stop until the truth is out. However, the truth to most Lebanese seems to be that Syria was behind the assassination, end-of-story. A wall next to Hariri's "shrine" was covered with writings crying for the truth and wanting to "kill the lion" (Syria's president is Bashar al-Asad, son of the infamous leader Hafez al-Asad, and asad in Arabic means lion). Many people looked stupified when I admitted that I actually like Damascus and some people even thought that it is impossible for a blond, Western woman to move about in Damascus. Yes, the difference between Damascus and Beirut is as clear as black and white, but that doesn't mean ne couldn't like both. Beirut is like Southern Europe with buller holes but more modern, cleaner and with nicer people whereas Damascus is old-fashioned, very Arabic and Islamic, MUCH older (especially in appearance) and wholly different. In Beirut it was useless to try and talk Arabic (the little I know) to people because everybody just wanted to speak English to you (hence Damascus is far better for learning the language, the little old shop ladies do not speak English). I do like Beirut, a lot in fact, it's filled with life that is different to the socialist-realism of Syria. Compared to Beirut and its colours of the rainbow, Damascus is a little grey and shabby, but still very attractive.

I'll be back in Beirut in about two weeks, so I can make more remarks about it then :)

On the passport front I had no problems what so ever even though the biopage is now completely torn off the booklet and only attached to it with two paperclips. On the way back I came to the conclusion that it's better NOT to try and explain the problem and show the piece of paper from the embassy unless somebody starts causing trouble about it, mostly they don't care about my passport anyway, I am, after all, an innocent blond girl from a country most people don't even know exists.

I now have two weeks left in Damascus, although depending on my teacher's schedule, I may actually leave here in little over a week to allow more time for Egypt, but that remains to be seen. For now, toodles, and please, don't complain about the "heat" in Finland. If you add 20C to what you have, you get what I have, aka. around +45C during the day, every day. And in that light I believe tanning by the Barada pool is in order tomorrow :)


July 13, 2005 / Beirut!

Heading to Beirut tomorrow for the weekend (which, by the way, over here is Fri & Sat). The border's been quite stuffed lately, apparently both sides are being tougher, hopefully my passport won't create too big a problem, but alas, that remains to be seen :)


Updated itinerary and added some photos.

July 12, 2005 / 48°C and risign

Yes, yesterday at noon the temperature here in Damascus rose to 48°C. I didn't go out except to get something from the corner shop, and even then I almost melted. You simply cannot do anything out there during the day. Tomorrow I may consider going to the pool, but even there it's almost unbearable, one has to go swimming every 10 minutes to stay cool.

This weekend Suvi and I will be heading to Beirut. I WANT the new Harry Potter as soon as it comes out (on Saturday) and I can't get it from here ;) No seriously, we're going there to see what it's like. Oh, and the temperature in Beirut is only 35°C.

Passport update: I now have a paper clip holding my passport together and a piece of paper in English and Arabic (thankfully!) explaining the situation. This weekend I'll find out how it'll go through on the border. Apparently the Syrians have been a little troublesome on the border lately, Lebanese trucks are held there so long that their cargo rots (veggies and fruits and stuff) and they've been harsh to people. So after the weekend if you don't hear from me, I'm probably still at the border :)


July 9, 2005 / Meeting the chief police, Bagdad Cafes and watching Syrian air force MiGs

Me, Suvi, Hanne & Timo did a little field trip to Palmyra to check out some more ruins. The busses to Palmyra leave from Haraste bus station east of central Damascus and the place itself was quite something. First of all, it's a bus terminal, but all luggage is checked and everybody walks through metal detectors (not that anybody checks you if it beeps). Once you get in there, at least 10 people will instantly come up to you and try to get you to take which ever bus they promote. Buying tickets wasn't quite that easy either because Suvi and me didn't have our passports with us. She left hers here at home and mine is at the embassy cos of the ripped biopage (should get it back on Monday). To get a bus ticket, we had to go see the Chief Police Officer to get his permission. I guess they just wanted us to go there to show our faces cos the chief had no problem to allow us to take the bus. The journey itself was uneventful except for the signs that pointed to Iraq and made you realise how close it really is. On the way I saw at least five roadside restaurants called Baghdad Cafe. Baghdad itself is closer than you think. We also saw loads of Iraqi cars on the road.
Syrian country side is truly barren. We didn't pass a single city or village during the 3 hours it took to drive there. Everything is sand brown, there's nothing anywhere.

Palmyra itself is really nothing but the oasis and the old ruins dating back to 30 AD or something. After we arrived in the evening, we took a bus with several other tourists to go watch sunset from the Arab citadel and then went to town for dinner. Judging by the competition for tourists that was going on, and the fallen rpices of sightseeing places, the Iraqi war has affected things here a lot. The number of tourists has dropped drastically since the war began causing prices at historical sights and museums outside Damascus to drop by 50%. (As a student it doesn't really matter cos entrance to anywhere here is only SYP 15, which is about 20 cents.)
Early this morning we went to check out the ruins and the Temple of Ba'al (god of gods, equivalent to the Roman's Jupiter). We left the hotel at 7.15am and it was already hot. We got back at 10am and it must have been over 40°C by then. The only thing that made it bareble was the wind. The hotel owner said that from mid-July onwards the temperature rises to 45-48°C...
As we were having breakfast we saw Syrian airforce MiGs flying around the area. Nobody seemed to think anything about it so I guess it was normal patrolling or whatever. Hanne and Timo continued towards east to Deir es-Zor from Palmyra, Suvi and I came back to Damascus. I'm thinking of heading towards Iraq myself to see what it's like over there. Apparently tourists heading east past Palmyra are being watched carefully, but that may just be a rumour.


July 7, 2005 / London blasts

I turned on CNN 20 minutes ago to breaking news: explosions in London underground and a bus. Many of them near where I used to live and where SOAS is.


July 6, 2005 / Been here a month already

Two Finns (Timo & Hanne) showed up today at FIME, so I spent the day in town with them. Went to check out the (rather unorganized and emptyish) National Museum as well as the Umayyad Mosque and Saladdin's shrine. I was on my feet for 7 hours so feel kinda exhausted. Tomorrow we're off to the Palestinian camp, partying at Mar Mar in the evening and then heading to Palmyra on Friday for some more ruin-googling. (This time I'll remember the hat.)

I've now been here a month. I kinda feel like I've been here forever, but on the other hand it feels like I only just arrived. Less than a month left in Damascus, then pastures anew await (as my friend Adam once put it).

Postcard update: The card I sent to the UK has arrived, but no one from Finland has got 'em yet. Strange.


July 5, 2005 / New teacher

Well I finally 'grabbed myself by the neck' as the saying in Finland goes and got myself a new teacher. I met her today for coffee and she seems very capable and very nice. I think she's tough, too. Have my first lesson with her on Sunday. Now I just have to tell 'Ali that I won't be taking any more lessons from him...

As some of you might have heard, there was a shootout near Damascus a few days ago. According to CNN & BBC World those involved were Saddam Hussein's former bodyguards; according to intelligence sent to foreign embassies, they were al-Qa'ida members; according to local newspapers it was simply a gang of thugs from Jordan robbing banks, and according to an eyewitness account from 'Ali's sister, the military were just randomly shooting at people having a picnic up the mountain. The truth lies somewhere in there, but one thing is for sure, the city is listening and reading to find out what happened.

PS. There are more pictures up now in the Damascus folder.


July 3, 2005 / In search of an inflatable Arafat

The other day I was told that you can buy inflatable Yasser Arafats here so I have a new mission: find a place and buy. Who wants one too? :)

Finally the Lebanon bit is online and I've added some photos. Also, decided to put June updates to another page which is here.

PS. The first postcard has arrived, the Royal Mail is the winner! (Usually they suck...)


Bekaa Valley trip and Lebanese wedding

My trip started from the Baramke bus terminal in Damascus. There are no signs in English and a zillion busses going to different places, but in this country that's not a problem: everybody is so nice that you find what you're looking for in moments. I took the government company's (Karnak) bus and it was very comfortable and cheap. A single ticket to Chtoura cost SYP100, less than €1.50! The journey itself was eventless, the border formalities took altogether maybe an hour and there was no hassle. I left Damascus at 8.30am and got to Chtoura before 11am.
The minute the bus left the Syrian border post, the first signs of American globalised culture appeared: A Dunkin' Donuts on the border. Being so used to seeing a McDonald's, Starbucks or something else in every corner of a city, the difference to here is striking. Coca Cola and Pepsi have only been available in Syria for the past few months (I actually prefer the local Mandarin Cola) and there isn't a single McDonald's in the whole country, let alone a Starbucks. The first sign for a McDonald's is right after the Lebanese border and the first Mickey D's is in Chtoura.
The wedding I was going to was in Chtoura so I was staying in a hotel there. The hotel was like any other 4 star hotel, clean, comfortable and well-airconditioned. Chtoura itself is nothing but a bunch of buildings on either side of the road going to Beirut. It's the "transport hub", to quote Lonely Planet, of the Bekaa Valley and there really is nothing there.

On Friday before the wedding I went to check out the Umayyad City ruins near Aanjar. The Umayyad caliphate (661-750 AD) was based in Damascus and the city in Aanjar was only used over the summer for trade and commerce. When the Abbasids (750-1258 AD) rose to power in Baghdad and conquered much of the Arab lands, they destroyed the Umayyad city and transfered the traders to Baghdad. The whole city was "bulldozed" and covered with 7 meters of ground. It wasn't discovered again until 1943 when there were excavations in the area. These days Aanjar is an Armenian city, as many Armenians fled after the Armenian genocide of 1915. More info on the city and Aanjar can be found here. More about the Armenian genocide from here.
PS. Aanjar is the city where the Syrian intelligence had their headquarters in Lebanon when Syria had troops there.

The wedding then. The wedding took place in a restaurant in Chtoura. It was my friend Ghassan's cousin who was getting married. The wedding didn't include a ceremony or anything like that, it was a big celebration with lots of pretty dresses. When we came in, we first shook hands with about a million people, and then when everybody was there, there bride and groom entered the centre stage surrounded by a cheering and dancing crowd. The night consisted of food (lots of it!) and dancing. I took a shot at the traditional Lebanese line dance, dabke. I didn't quite get the steps right, but it was fun all the same. The odd thing about the wedding was that most people spoke Spanish to each other even though they were Arabs. Apparently most of Ghassan's family had migrated to Venezuela, which explained it.
The Lebanese really make an effort when they go to a wedding, all the women had the most amazing, glittery and colourful dresses. Unfortunately, being the bad photographer I am, I didn't quite catch that.. Photos of the wedding are now available, however.

On Saturday I went to Zahle, which is only about 6 km from Chtoura. According to Lonely Planet it's an "attractive city" but I found it to be quite dull and not really that attractive. Apparently Zahle is nice in the evening, but I was there in the heat of the day. From there I went on to Baalbek. Its history goes back to Phoenician times, but the Romans were the ones who built the temples of Jupiter, Venus and Bacchus there. The ruins are quite impressive and well worth a visit. I found Baalbek to be very interesting from a political point of view, too. It's one of Hizb'allah's (Party of God) strongholds, which was evident as the presence of soldiers was quite visible. There were roadblocks and sandbagged military observation posts every few miles and lots of yellow Hizb'allah flags around. The sucker I am for propaganda souvenirs, I bought a Hizb'allah t-shirt, a Lebanese flag and got a Hizb'allah keyring as a gift from the store owners. I should have bought that Hizb'allah flag, too...
Oh and next time I go ruin-googling, I'll bring a hat! I appear to have a permanent disagreement with the sun about the burning effects.. And yes mum, I HAVE been using sunscreen!

Another thing I noticed in Lebanon were the pictures of a dead father and his son in windows, cars, walls... There were so many pictures of Rafiq Hariri and his son Sa'ad (one reason was the election, the other the way he died and its effects on the Lebanese). In Syria there are pictures of a father and son, too, ex-president Hafez al-Asad and his [would like to add what he looks like but don't want to get into trouble] son Bashar who is now the president. I wonder if you can get same kind of pictures of Bush Sr and Jr in America? Please send me one if you can, I'll add it to my collection of propaganda memorabilia :)
The general mood (maybe knowledge, I don't know) in the West and Lebanon is that Syrian intelligence officers were behind Hariri's assassination. What I find very interesting is the notion of Syrian intelligence apparatus being too inefficient to carry out such a task. Hariri was, after all, extremely well guarded and the Syrian military isn't exactly the best or most efficient in the world. Also, Syria did not benefit from his death and apparently Hariri was respected by high-ranking Syrian politicians. Now, the other side of the coin is that Israel benefitted immensely from the subsequent Syrian withdrawal from Lebanon. I'm not saying I am a 100% convinced by this theory (and I generally find it funny how Mossad is blamed for everything), but I do have my doubts about the capabilities of the intelligence apparatus in this country. Maybe one day there will be conclusive evidence one way or another.

Anyway, in general the trip was quite nice. I enjoyed the wedding a lot (thank you again, Ghassan, for inviting me!) and it was cool to see some of the most famous historical sights in Lebanon. Lebanon is, however, very different from Syria and right now I prefer Syria. In Lebanon I felt like everybody was trying to screw me over all the time, in here I don't feel that. I did only see a little bit of the country, so I'll probably change my opinions several times over. The next Lebanon trip will be in two weeks, Suvi (Embassy's intern and my roommate) and me are going to go party Beirut style :) Oh and I have to get my hands on the new Harry Potter book which is coming out on July 16, I think, and I can't get that from here :)


July 2, 2005 / Jyrki Katainen smoking water pipe in Damacus! aka. I know nothing of Finnish politics..

I had a rather embarrassing, but very funny, experience last night. Suvi, the embassy's new intern, arrived on Thursday and yesterday we went to dinner with the previous intern and her husband. I thought the husband looked familiar when he introduced himself as Jyrki, but his face didn't ring any bells (I also didn't know the previous interns surname, so couldn't make a connection that way). At some point over dinner he mentioned that he'd studied poli sci at the University of Tampere in Finland and Suvi asked him what he did now. He said he was a member of parliament. I then asked him which constituency he was from and he replied: I'm National Coalition Party's (Kokoomus) leader from Pohjanmaa. I almost burst out laughing for not recognising him as Jyrki Katainen. It's the third largest party in Finland and his face has been in the papers quite regularly.. Suvi hadn't recognised him either so we both felt kinda stupid. To our benefit it has to be said that he did have a summer look with a beard going on.

Other than that not much has been going on. Spent the day at the Sheraton's pool today. It's a nice pool but very expensive (EUR 11 to get in, food and drinks were expensive too).
I am, really, working on that Lebanon and wedding story, but been just waffing about lately. I'll try to get some pics online tomorrow. Btw, I only have a month left in Damascus, then I'm off travelling towards Egypt. I've decided to go check out the "evil" Southern neighbour (aka. Israel) too as it won't matter passport-wise cos I have to get a new one anyway when I get back.

Middle East Odyssey - Part 1 (June, 2005)

June 28, 2005 / Throught the border with a piece of paper?
I went to the embassy yesterday to try and figure out how to sort out this little passport problem I have. They gave me a paper that states that my passport is still valid even though the biopage is coming off and yadayadayada. It will be interesting to cross the border the next time :)

I've been meaning to update about the wedding and stuff, but got a slight stomach bug yesterday, so haven't managed anything. Hopefully soon :)


June 26, 2005 / Stuck in Syria
Well guess what, I will most likely be stuck in Syria for at least a month WITHOUT a passport as my f**king passport is falling apart! The page which holds all the vital information is attached to the rest off the passport by a plastic strip and that strip is poor quality and thus the page is almost unattached now. I'm surprised I didn't get into any trouble on my way back from Lebanon today. Have to go to the embassy tomorrow, they will most likely send my passport to Finland and it'll probably take a while to get it back. I will start drafting a complaint to the company who manufactures the passport. As you can imagine, I'm a little angry right now. Of all the places in the world, my passport has to fall apart in the Middle East.

Update & photos from Lebanon trip later.


June 23, 2005 / A people without a state
It turned out to be quite difficult to buy stamps here. After a week's searching I finally had to admit defeat and go buy them from the main post office. I managed to get the correct (I hope) stamps with my rather funny Anglo-Arabic mix. But of course, being the blond I am, I forgot to put the postcards into a mailbox at the post office, so tonight my evening stroll was to the nearest post box. We'll see how long it takes for the cards to arrive, mail here is notoriusly bad.

Besides stamp-hunting, I spent the day shopping. I went to Takiyyat as-Suleiman, an alley of handicrafts and jewellery shops just behind the military museum. So far it's my favourite shopping place for traditional stuff here. It's never crowded like Hamidiyya in the Old City and people aren't trying to shove things at you. I bought silver & pearl earrings for less than EUR 10, a silver & pearl bracelet for about EUR 14, another silver bracelet for about EUR 8 and a pearl & stone necklase for less than EUR 50. A very sweet elderly man in a brass and copper stall explained to me how the copper tables and other things are made, and about lots of other things. In the store where I bought the necklase from, the owner (Joseph) offered me tea and did lots of talking. I think I must have been there for 40 mins or so.

Did I already mention that everything here is cheap? A meal in a good restaurant is between EUR 6 - EUR 15, and the food is very good. A chicken shwarma from a street stall is less than euro. Yesterday I had to buy clothes for the wedding, and I got trousers, a top and shues for EUR 40. I can see myself do lots of shopping :D

By the way: Palestinians living in Syria are not issued passports and are not allowed to leave the country. I'd assume this applies to Palestinians living in Lebanon, Jordan and other places as well. They are not regarded as citizens of this state and as such have no civil rights. 'Ali, my Arabic teacher, is Palestinian. Despite of being a pretty lousy teacher, he's an OK guy. He's promised to take me to where he lives, aka. a Palestinian refugee 'camp' near Damascus. Raija & Maria went there before and they said that it's not really a camp at all, more like anyt other suburb in here.


June 21, 2005 / Is it a name or is it a noun?
Well I had another rather frustrating Arabic lesson today. Not only does 'Ali not speak English well, he also knows nothing of grammar, which I keep finding out the hard way. He keeps repeating things like "there's no grammar in this sentence" or "I will explain grammar to you later". What he doesn't understand is that it's kinda hard to try and learn a completely different and difficult language if nobody explains the basic building blocks to you. How can I make a sentence if nobody tells me in which order the verb, object and subject should be? In languages there's always a rule, but all 'Ali says is "you have to hear it"! So tomorrow I begin the hunt for a good Arabic teacher, the languages is hard enough to learn without bad teaching. Oh, and the book we're using, it sucks. It is solely based on imitation (kids may learn that way) and explains nothing. It even uses incorrect sentences to "keep things simple"..

Talking about languages: one thing you notice here is how ridiculous a language English is in terms of pronunciation. All restaurant menus here are full of spelling mistakes, but the mistakes make sense (cf. sourcream and sawrcream). Today I saw a bus that had "Happy jerney" written on the side in big letters. That, too, makes perfect sense :)

Enough nonsense for one night, need to sleep as going shopping tomorrow for something to wear to the wedding on Friday. I think I'll need to avoid pools for a few days as my skin colour is rather crab-like after today's sunbathing.


June 20, 2005 / A wedding in Lebanon
A friend of mine from SOAS invited me to his cousin's wedding in Lebanon this Friday. I've never been to a local wedding celebration, so should be fun. At least I get to go to someone's wedding this weekend, even though it's not the wedding I would very much like to attend: my friends Eeva & Chris are getting married on Saturday and I can't make it (for obvious reasons).


June 18, 2005 / Nothing much going on
Sorry about the lack of updates. Been writing these things on my laptop but just haven't manage to come to the net café to update. Uploading photos online at the moment, hopefully will have that sorted out soon.

Went to Le Meridien's pool yesterday. It appeared to be full of Scandinavian UN soldiers, lots of Swedes at least. I was talking to a Scottish guy who's lived here for 2,5 years.

I've been searching for Arabic courses at the institutes around here. Not very happy with my teacher as he's pretty bad. Can't explain anything and doesn't always even know how to translate the texts into English.

I think I'll go to Beirut next weekend.


June 16, 2005 / Suitor no. 2 (aka. flirtyboy) is back...
And then there were two. Maria left today so now it's just me and Raija, director of FIME, here. At the end of the month Raija will leave for her holiday, but the next day Finnish embassy's intern will arrive so I won't be all alone.

I went to see the Hajj exhibition at the Danish Middle East Institute today It's an exhibition of Hajj pictures from a village in Egypt. The most astounding part was the institute itself, tho! It is amazing.

On the way to Madhat Bashar street I was crossing the road and suddenly this guy comes to up me and says that he's seen me before at the internet café. He was the one who was standing outside the café for 45 minutes on Sunday trying to get me to come talk to him. I didn't recognise him, which I had to repeat about 4 times before he believed me.

Tomorrow is Friday, places will be closed and I will not have Arabic in the evening. I think I'm off to the Le Meridien or Sheraton pool.


June 15, 2005 / Chicken forepart, anyone?
Tonight we went out to dinner up Mount Qasyun. Found a fancy(ish) restaurant called the Best View and had a dinner of chicken forepart with a bunch of Japanese tourists in the next table. The menu was quite fancy but it was also very strange. Every other page was an add for one Western thing or another. The adds included Nokia and Naf Naf to name a few. Also, English translations of dishes are not always correct... Some of us had chicken forepart (we assumed it was chicken breast) and one of the dishes included spurge, torteia, pica nits and sawrcream. If anyone knows what spurge is, please let me know. Spelling mistakes are very common, and mostly they make total sense: if I'd write sour in Arabic, I'd probably translitterate it as s w r. Colgate is kuulgiit :) (Haha, I know letters by now!) ;) But still, seeing sawrcream and chicken forepart on the menu made me laugh. although I think the first glass of red wine in over a week might have had something to do with that too... :)

The views from up there were truly gorgeous. I wonder if anyone's ever counted the number of minareths this city has, but there are a lot, and when it gets dark all the minareths have green lights. Apparently the mosques' have their own power generators, it would be cool to see Damascus from up the mountain at night with a total power outage :) Nothing but the minarets...

There is (so far) one thing I can't stand about this place: CELINE frickin' DION! She is everywhere! Yesterday on the pool they played My Heart Will Go On about 4 times in as many hours. Not to mention the endless Chris de Burgh and George Michael and their sickeningly sugary lovesongs, I've lost count of how many times I've heard Careless Whisper by now...


June 14, 2005 / Hesburger visit & frustrating Arabic lesson
Today's mission was to find Hesburger. That means nothing to you people not from Finland but all Finns know of the hamburger chain hailing from Turku. Well they have a joint in Damascus and we went there today. The place looks exactly like any Hesburger in Finland, and the burgers tasted pretty much the same, even their garbage bins said 'kiitos' as well as sukran. The only difference was that there was NOBODY there but us and it took forever to get the food. Apparently it's a franchising thing. The guy who runs it had decided that Hesburger was the most politically correct choice for a hamburger chain in the Middle East and he's now thinking about expanding to Jordan and Egypt. I do believe the place would be thriving if it was in downtown Damascus, but only a bunch of crazy Finns are willing to endure a 20 min taxi ride in a steaming hot cab to go to a Hesburger...

On other 'news', my Arabic lesson to day was very frustrating. As 'Ali doesn't speak English that well, he doesn't really explain certain grammatical things and issues that well. I've come to the conclusion that if I only study classical Arabic here, it's a waste of time. I want to learn to speak. I can always go to elementary modern standard Arabic lessons in Helsinki. I have a very good opportunity here to actually learn to say something, and right now I feel like it's being wasted. For those of you unaware of the nature of Arabic as a language, think of it this way: right now it's like I'm trying to speak Latin in Rome: people get some stuff but and the basis of the languages are the same, but if you wanna get by in Italy you need to learn Italian. So to get by here I need to learn colloquial Syrian Arabic. And when I go to Lebanon or Jordan or Egypt, it'll be different... yay! :/ Tomorrow I won't have a lesson, which is nice cos this stuff needs to sink in, too. It's Maria the intern's last evening here and we're heading out to dinner. (Yay, proper food! I've been eating once a day pretty much all the time -> unvoluntary dieting ;)

Tomorrow Umm Ahmad, the cleaning lady, is coming in the morning so I actually have to get up relatively early. I've been thinking about going for a walk in Old Damascus as I haven't been there yet. Or I might just lazy about here before going to the pool with Maria.

PS. The Arabic word for squirrel is sinjab.


June 12, 2005
I am invincible :) I got the pages working (just a minor glitch I hadn't realised).

So today at the net café: I'm sitting here doodling with my laptop and this +30, heavy, blond Arab guy comes in and starts explaining how he's looking for a foreign Muslim girl to marry. He asked me if I wanted to stay here forever. I told him that I wasn't a Muslim and that I wasn't gonna stay here forever. 5 mins later he comes back and starts explaining how I can convert and then marry him! He was offering me his business card and saying how he's from a good family and has parents and everything. I was so bummed that he just walked in from the street to "ask my hand in marriage" that I barely knew what to say. I thik I did make it pretty clear that I wasn't interested, tho. Apparently he has a baby clothing shop near by so must remember to stay out of those in this neighbourhood. At least the flirtyboy from the corner has vanished, he stood there for over an hour trying to flirt with me.

OK, so Arabic is, like, really hard! ;) I'm still having trouble reading all the shop signs (especially if they've used calligraphy) and why on earth do the letters have to look so much alike?? Don't even get me started on pronunciation.. My Arabic teacher doesn't speak much English, it's quite interesting sometimes when he's trying to explain something but doesn't quite know how to. Also, the book we're using is completely in Arabic, the only English can be found in the vocabulary...


June 9, 2005
I think I have all possible traveller annoyances at once: upset stomach and sun poisoning. And I haven't even spent that much time outside because it's too darn hot! It'll take a while to get used to the weather.

I accidentally found a café today where you can connect your own laptop to the internet, so hopefully one of these days I'll manage to go there with my laptop and actually update all this monologue for everyone to see :)

I think I've gotten used to the prayer calls at all possible hours because last night I didn't wake up at 3.30am to the echoes of allahu akbars coming from the surrounding mosques. Or then somebody forgot to make the call ;)

Damascus is actually pretty nice, more people should really come here on holiday. And wait 'til I get to Lattakia and send you gorgeous photos of the beach! I could also take a ferry to Cyprus just for the fun of it. Ah, a bunch of drunken European tourists, what could be better, eh :)

I'm starting Arabic lessons this Saturday with Ali who works for UNRWA. Two hours five days a week. I'll be a champion when I get back, or not ;)

Time to sign off. More to come when I have stories to tell. Wait for a story from Quneitra on the Golan Heights at least. I need to get a permit to go there but apparently you can get one quite easily. Just requires a trip to the Tourist Ministry (seriously, these people have a ministry for absolutely everything!)


June 7, 2005
At 6am this morning I left my apartment in Helsinki, got on a bus to the airport and boarded a plane to Vienna and from there to Damascus. Both flights were uneventful, as usual. From Helsinki to Vienna I was mostly asleep as I hadn't slept much in the last few nights... I did get to enjoy Vin Diesel in The Pacifier on the way here from Vienna, tho ;)

Now I'm sitting in my room in Maysat, Damascus, it's past 9pm and still hot as hell. When I was on my way to FIME (Finnish Institute in the Middle East, where I'm staying) from the airport it was +33°C and the sun was shining from a cloudless sky. Apparently it was cooler last week so I guess summer is starting here now. Perfect timing, eh :) Already got some freckles when I was sitting on the terrace finishing a book this afternoon. I may need to avoid being outside 11am - 2pm for the first few days to avoid bad sunburning.

FIME has an internet connection but it's a slow modem connection. I think tomorrow I'll go and see if I can find an internet café with wireless LAN so that I could actually get these pages online.

Well, it's 9.22pm now and I can here several allahu akbars echoing around the city, time for evening prayer.


The Beginning
At 8:00am on June 7th 2005 my plane will take off from Helsinki towards Vienna. From Vienna I will continue to Damascus where I should land at 2.45pm. The reason I'm going is to study Arabic in an authentic environment.

Originally I had three options for the city in which I wanted to study Arabic: Cairo, Beirut and Damascus. Damascus is by far the smartest option for me because fewer people speak English or French and it's cheaper than Cairo or Beirut. Damascus is also perfect in size: you can walk almost anywhere, not that taxis are expensive, tho...

During my stay in Syria, my plan is to visit several citites and sites, including Aleppo, Hama, Lattakia, Homs and so on. If time permits, I'm also gonna scoot to Turkey and go to Antakya and what not. Once I finish studying Arabic in early August, I'll start making my way towards Egypt. On the list of countries to visit are Lebanon and Jordan and possibly Israel. As it is the Middle East, however, things change rapidly and certain events, such as the Egyptian presidential election in September, can alter my route.

If all goes to plan, I'll go from Syria to Lebanon to get lost in the wonders of Beirut, the Paris of the Middle East, and all else Lebanese.

After Lebanon I'm off to Jordan where I am going to visit Amman, of course, Petra, Aqaba and other sites I'll find interesting. I might also trek from Aqaba to Eilat on my way to Egypt. The tricky thing with visiting Israel is, tho, that I will either have to fly to Tel Aviv from Queen Aliah airport in Amman or get a new passport once I get back to Finland (if I want to come back to Syria or Lebanon, that is). For example Syrian officials won't let you into the country if they find proof in your passport that you've been to Israel. Such proof would, for example, be a stamp from Israel-Jordan or Israel-Egypt border. I will probably just go to Israel from Jordan or Egypt and not worry about the stamp business. I'm gonna have to get a new passport relatively soon anyway, cos I have friends in the Americas and the US is soon requiring all that biometric BS in passports. They already have my fingerprint and eye scan, what more do they want?

Anyway, after Jordan it is time to head to Egypt. Most likely from Aqaba to Sinai and from there to Cairo. As I've already visited Cairo once, with excellent guides, I won't spend much time there, but will instead head down to Luxor, Aswan and Abu Simbel and then to the Red Sea coast. After the Red Sea, I'll head up to some cooler temperatures in the Mediterranean coast and visit Port Said, Suez, Alexandria and so on.

Originally, I was planning on trekking through North Africa to Spain and flying back to Finland from Madrid, but it would have required more time so I decided to do that journey at some other point.

The first priority of my trip is to learn Arabic. At this point I know the numbers, and some of the letters, but my vocabulary consists of sukran (thank you) and marhaban (hello). Hopefully by the time I'm done studying in Damascus, I'll be able to communicate in Arabic a little. The second priority is to see some of the Arab countries and some of the most famous attarctions in the world. And sun sun sun!